on-the-bit

mudbloodedslytherin

Me: *thinking about Christian memes* What if Jesus had come in 2017 instead of back during Roman times? Would He, instead of using parables, have spoken in memes?
Roommate: I hate you. You aren’t allowed to have any more thoughts about Jesus.
Me: It’s not like its heresy! It isn’t insulting!
Roommate: Yes, it is! Memes are inherently sin, a sign of the Devil’s influence on this fallen world!

earthly-chairs

Satan: turn these stones into bread

Jesus: bold of you to assume that man can live on bread alone

shacklesburst

a fig tree out of season: *no figs*

jesus: then perish

dinosaurrainbowstarfish

Ok but from a purely theological standpoint, based on the way Jesus communicated (he talked in ways that would be understandable to at least some extent by the general public, and had a lot of respect for children)…

Theologically speaking, Jesus would almost certainly have spoken in memes.

that-catholic-shinobi

“Whenever you crack open a cold one with the boys in my name, there I be in your midst”

showerthoughtsofficial

When someone says you’re on thin ice, the ice is thin because of the “hot water” you’ll be in.

Source: reddit.com

thebootydiaries

the white boy in my class better stop calling me a terrorist or we gonna end up like this

jashnebahara

op what does this mean

thebootydiaries

im gonna marry him

khubaani

wtf do you mean you’re gonna marry him?

thebootydiaries

listen. i said what i said

libraford

todaysbird

crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.

source: (x)

darkestelemental616

So it’s not a funeral…

…….it’s a fucking autopsy and criminal investigation.

You might even call it

a murder investigation.

manie-sans-delire-x

libraford

todaysbird

crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.

source: (x)

darkestelemental616

So it’s not a funeral…

…….it’s a fucking autopsy and criminal investigation.

You might even call it

a murder investigation.

manie-sans-delire-x

dionis-gg

fluidpuck

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

faequill

Fuck you

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed

teal-fruit

I’m making bread

teal-fruit

bread boys

teal-fruit

my sons!

THEY’RE DELICIOUS

teal-fruit

frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed

hckleinman

staff You are recommending that I follow a nazi blog I blocked last night. Your site promotes anti-semitism to Jews. Your site shoves Nazi Swastikas in the faces of Jews. It’s bad enough that the Nazi blogs seem to be sprouting up like weeds on a site that claims to have an anti-hate policy, but to actively promote them to people who have taken the steps of blocking these blogs is beyond the pale. Clean this place up. It’s turning into Stormfront.

I encourage everyone who sees this post, Jewish or otherwise, to reblog it. Tumblr has been ignoring the growth of Nazism on this site for too long. It needs to end.

showerthoughtsofficial

A Vegan who never eats meat and a hunter who saves and eats every single part of an animal could both technically claim the moral high ground over those in between.

Source: reddit.com

my-accidental-mind

avpdkaneki

my personal fav anxiety is “i’m in the wrong place” anxiety that isn’t alleviated until u see someone that u know should also be in the same place as u

tbearlupin

Related: “I got the time/day wrong” anxiety. Same rules for alleviation.

i-cannot-live-without-coffee

“Class/the meeting/etc. got cancelled and I’m the only gone who didn’t get the email”: The thrilling conclusion to the trilogy. Same rules for alleviation.